When our friend was cheating on his gf, and everyone knew but her
It was just like,
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omg
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o carp not agin
Making new friends
When I’m not high:
When I am:
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My Dad and his best friend in their 20’s
midnites asked: hey ehyehfdyshye heyehy hey i love you like so much, like a lot okay. bye
HOI DER QT
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so this happened last night,
Me: I’m dying, my throat hurts
David: no you’re not, you’re fine
Me: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE LOOKED UP MY SYMPTOMS, I EITHER HAVE MONO, STREP THROAT OR I’M DYING
David: … you’re not dying shut up
Me: you’re not being a good boyfriend, please understand I’m dying
David: please listen to me, I’m telling you, you’re okay, it’ll go away, you’re not dying.
Me: …
David: Take that shirt off your head what are you doing
Me: … dying.
The next part says that you woke up this morning and you were fine. Let’s not leave important facts out here, sass pants.
just finished Game of Thrones catch-up with S2xE4
first of all, RENLEY BARATHEON you crack me up, you cheeky little man
And Tyrion Lannister… just, Tyrion Lannister. They can’t handle you.
Tywin. You’re creepy and a little bit of an ass. But you rode in and saved my Gendry, and for that I am eternally grateful.
But then the last five minutes with Melisandre and Davos had to go and leave me COMPLETELY SCARRED, like WHAT ON THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH CAME OUT OF THAT WOMAN IF IT WASN’T LORD VOLDEMORT.
Insanely accurate
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Hey I love vaginas and penises and any other thing. I wear a flexible strap-on and enjoy giving myself anal sex!!!!!! oooohhh I love anal sex because my clit was unfortunately placed on my asshole
WHAT IS LIFE.
